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@_celia_bedelia_ Oooh, this is a fun game. Okay, my brother-in-law named my pit bull Zuzu Petals. How much does he weigh?

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@upzone_Louis @priaribi Yes! This book is excellent!

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@_celia_bedelia_ We love him

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RT @ttyger: @_celia_bedelia_ Dear men: you as not as smart as we make you think you are because it makes our lives easier.

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FYI - I cannot take credit for my cat's name. My husband, who truly loves human Edward Furlong, is really good at naming animals.

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@justinsink lol

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@_celia_bedelia_ Dear Everybody, we are not as smart as we think we are ❤️

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@_celia_bedelia_ Yeah, I mean, it’s definitely true, but probably true of people in general as well.

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@_celia_bedelia_ @Decervelage Counterpoint: Then why new we "dear"?

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@_celia_bedelia_ Omg. That is your cats name??? I knew I liked you. https://t.co/WdcVb9KQJG

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@_celia_bedelia_ My ex is just like this. It took about 5 years for him to turn on his family and for them to real… https://t.co/cHuFDoDMgs

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@_celia_bedelia_ Hero.

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RT @MerriamWebster: Today in Spellcheck Can't Save You: 'Smocking' is a type of embroidery made of many small folds sewn into place. https…

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@_celia_bedelia_ I still feel like I “caused a scene” was too aggressive. Didn’t smile enough. I also feel I gave t… https://t.co/kgSGlzLMxR

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RT @priaribi: Hi Twitter what are some good books that will make me less stupid 😇

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@_celia_bedelia_ @queerBengali He actually uses it a lot. There is a clear pattern of him targeting WoC. That's an… https://t.co/oh8IlDq0pM

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@royalhousofrock @_celia_bedelia_ Wait, God sent me to help you? I missed THAT memo.

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@JamalBloodhound @_celia_bedelia_ Jesus, Jay! Don’t PROVE her point! https://t.co/nXCSOE8v8T

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@_celia_bedelia_ Kevin, We rescued a shih tsu, having no clue as to parentage. Weeks later the AKC sent a form with… https://t.co/OI0VQU8cTE

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@_celia_bedelia_ I am so smart. I am so smart. S M R T.

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@_celia_bedelia_ I dunno. Seems like a reasonable inference to me. I’m overweight and like Edward Furlong. So, QED.

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@_celia_bedelia_ It’s just odd because it’s generally not even an insult to have an “overweight husband.”

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@_celia_bedelia_ Shit. I'm in a lot of trouble, then. 'Cause, I'm not that bright.

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@KristenBlush @_celia_bedelia_ My brother just did this after I stopped talking to him for being a jerk - and I can't divorce him 😬

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RT @charlubby: fuck u imposter syndrome!! https://t.co/ECbeZnScBY

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Edward Furlong is not here for your shit. https://t.co/d2ertlqcEC

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@iamthemzbrdget @_celia_bedelia_ The police won't even run my goddamn kit. They think I'm lying. They even talked t… https://t.co/jsG9B2eF8Q

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@_celia_bedelia_ Ugh. That sucks. But it does explain a bunch of stuff.

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@_celia_bedelia_ Some of the programs that need funding to be extended include the Violence Against Women Act, whic… https://t.co/xj2sVpmkar

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@_celia_bedelia_ I'm not as smart ass I think I am

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@_celia_bedelia_ @ggreenwald @queerBengali When that's the only defense for your awfulness, it gets worked to death.

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@_celia_bedelia_ I’m just shocked he picked on your hb and not you.

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@queerBengali @_celia_bedelia_ Nah, just 1 part of the problem. Watch/Stream the show Snapped. 😂

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@_celia_bedelia_ I don't know... I'm pretty dumb...

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@_celia_bedelia_ "spreads legs wide" Let me tell you why you are wrong about that....

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@_celia_bedelia_ No this happens on Twitter every damn day. If you argue with an abuser, they act “nice” and “reaso… https://t.co/bFtVoIW8i7

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@UrsulaSee @lilwould @_celia_bedelia_ Ugh. Even in this day & age!?It’s embedded so deeply. Something so fear ba… https://t.co/mQXwLaeSzu

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@_celia_bedelia_ His name is Jacob Walter Anderson. He may not have to register as a sex offender, but that doesn't… https://t.co/GqcioGdjvr

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@_celia_bedelia_ Your husband must be overweight. Guaranteed

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@_celia_bedelia_ Any chance your husband wants a new human friend and doesn’t hate the color blue?

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@miri_iron I think it was because I said he named that cat? I legit have no clue.

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@_celia_bedelia_ @DAvallone @TheStagmania @caitlinmcqulity I got blocked for saying that anytime I needed to use a… https://t.co/AX3o9h6sd4

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Yes I did just shove myself between two dudes on the train that couldn’t bother to take up just a little less space.

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RT @FemNurse: @ggreenwald @queerBengali @_celia_bedelia_ I'm sorry to break this to you, but white men who happen to be gay can *ALSO* advo…

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