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@Herring1967 Well if you can't win pointless, keep trying till you find something you're good at

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@Badgerositiness @Herring1967 Wow. I actually meant 'compensation' face but this gives it a beautiful double meanin… https://t.co/SVmAbQaQeY

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@GemAlkis @Herring1967 And what’s wrong with camping? It’s good fun!

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@80sNostalgia @TrevandSimon @simonmhickson @TrevorNeal Still as funny today as ever. Did you hear them on… https://t.co/ISnSyPCtEd

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@Samfr He may have been quoting @Herring1967 from Fist of Fun...

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@Herring1967 Imagine you'll win doing a Foxtrot to T'pau. And scream JUSTICE! as you hold the glitter ball aloft.… https://t.co/nCodkUx0nL

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@Herring1967 You’re on your way to winning a barbecue!

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@Herring1967 That would be awesome.

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@Herring1967 Does Strictly have a third place bronze trophy for you to win?

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@Herring1967 Tony Beak is gonna love you.

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@AdamDawes575 @TrevandSimon @simonmhickson @TrevorNeal @Herring1967 I did, it was great, but nothing will ever beat the Brian Blessed one.

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@Jocie77 @1028DeeMarie @Herring1967 Mate that’s super hot 🤖✊💦

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@Herring1967 Was hoping you might be on Celebrity Big Brother.

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@Herring1967 please let this be true

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@SeanKDLA @Herring1967 Would be a shame to change a winning formula.

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@Herring1967 He's probably got really tiny hands like a baby. Not normal sized little girl hands like yours.

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@Herring1967 My dad calls it ‘Strictly Not Watching It’. Doesn’t really work as a joke, but the meaning comes across.

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@Herring1967 Looks like Jim Royal's sitting room.

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Hammersmith London

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@Herring1967 Are those beauties ‘Lazy Boys’ ?

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@Herring1967 Like an obscure Ann Widdicombe.

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@Herring1967 Or when the men with scalpels come to cut out the part of your brain that contains your love for that film/show/book?

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@Herring1967 Well, this is quite the conundrum... Have you been eating more oranges these past few weeks? A gift so… https://t.co/MeeewPtNWZ

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Hope I am one of the contestants on this year’s Strictly. I really need to lose some weight. Fingers crossed it’s m… https://t.co/rrASpFbx9e

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@Herring1967 I’m hoping you get Anton!

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@nxylas @Herring1967 Yeah 😂😂😂

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@maxrushden @jonronson @Herring1967 Just finished the book 👌 Can I have another recommendation please?

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@Herring1967 How can you do that when you'll be in the big brother house?

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I once had to explain to a man from Uk that he was IN SPAIN while we shared a lift and he bitched that "there's too… https://t.co/VNWyEQHb0N

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@Herring1967 Richard as a father of two, a safe four door family car is paramount https://t.co/XuMvBByGbs

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Some people should not be granted passports. https://t.co/P3v7khDn7k

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@Herring1967 There should be at least one routine which starts with you sitting in a high backed armchair

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@owskie81 @Herring1967 Only if she clearly stated at time of booking that she had mobility difficulties, or if the… https://t.co/EfpdMe4xfb

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@Herring1967 I think he is undercompensating for something really big

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@Herring1967 Yes build a wall so we can never get out! #MUGA

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@Herring1967 They want the moon on a stick Richie lad

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@Herring1967 Someone with talent and who is (relatively) well known on Strictly? Dream on, dream on

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Lords

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@Herring1967 Oh my days what an idea ‘strictly weight loss’ I will be the first to sign up I need to loose about 6 stone 😭😭😭

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@Herring1967 That's the marridge fucked then.

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@Herring1967 It's a horrible paper, she has a number of legit complaints in there but the article shafted her somet… https://t.co/8p2GANBMo8

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How thoughtless of them to dare to holiday in their own country. Unbelievable and I’m sure Freda is never inconsid… https://t.co/qEUKeY7WJr

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Newbury, England

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@Herring1967 Oh you can not be on it! I’d have to watch and I hate it so!

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@Herring1967 It will be like pointless all over again.... you'll spend years regretting missing a particular step, doing your head in.

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@Herring1967 But...if you’re in it that means I’ll have to watch it

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Brighton

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@Herring1967 I am more appalled by this than the Mail Online readership is by the possibility of Idris Elba being Bond

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@Herring1967 Sadly you wouldn't do it

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cymru

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@Herring1967 Frankly I think we need to annex Britain from the Earth. Forget Hard Brexit, it's time for Space Brexi… https://t.co/zxBml50O0x

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@lermentov @Herring1967 I'll bet my life that the phrase "too many Spanish people" is in that letter.

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@Herring1967 You looking to leave your wife?

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@Herring1967 Strictly curse. Nailed on.

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@Herring1967 @Donal_OKeeffe Hard to know what the funniest thing in this story is but complaining about a hotel cal… https://t.co/xNwwCzjCow

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@Herring1967 We're going to come out of the EU so hard that the EU will become British.

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@Herring1967 I doubt if you are well-known enough to be considered.

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@Badgerositiness @Herring1967 It's genius! Gutted I never thought of it. (Sorry if I seemed patronising before. Her… https://t.co/lciqlPEXel

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@Herring1967 Ending freedom of movement will put a stop to this nonsense. At last we've found the Brexit dividend.… https://t.co/vtyqmVjUXv

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Cardigan, Wales

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@3cff8d189fe6480 @Herring1967 Are you referring to the urban myth about the character names?

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Bristol

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