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@JLa_NYC @Mardigroan Haha it's a pretty good one

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@Home_Halfway Hey Michael, hope you're having a good Sunday night. Here are a few: https://t.co/ouimIvt8Gd https://t.co/VqN8pywwJL

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RT @delasoulless: Scary movies are like backhand springs and back tucks for me. Fun when I was younger, not something I want to try anymore.

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RT @LittleMissLizz: I love a weekend where I‘m on my phone significantly less than usual because I’m enjoying myself & engaged with the wor…

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RT @Cpin42: My wife and I choose our kids’ names from the films that inspired us. Like our daughter Amelie and our son Paul Blart 2

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RT @mccanncreative: Of course it’s a great time to be alive! Everyone is medicated.

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@Ms_Ka_Renee @Mardigroan Push it.... push it *real* good!

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RT @tlcprincess: reminisce with me,it means i love you

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RT @bevandeveire: He made sadness taste good.

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RT @MissMuseMe: She wants a love as raw as poetry.

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RT @Cpin42: If Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson can't make it, what hope is there for me and my Japanese sex robot

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RT @singwithTaffy: hi I’m a detective and I detect things like wormhole ripples and humans who fly kites dangerously close to the other hum…

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RT @singwithTaffy: hello to all ladies, you are loved. please enjoy this photo of my snekerdoodle slitherscope. https://t.co/2Iot0RAO2N

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RT @soyourelikethat: what kind of a woman keeps a peacock in her house

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RT @GideonKlein: Smells like stale tweets.

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RT @TweetsByTheTony: 90% of Twitter is people lying about how little they care about other people’s opinions.

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RT @slaughthie: Venus is in retrograde much like the quality of my tweets

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RT @Fab_Mommy_: I lost some so called friends here..but, the few good ones that I’ve held onto, make this place worth it. ♥️

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RT @MissMuseMe: Unfold her love letter, she is aching to be read by you.

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RT @ADDiane: Don't be fooled by the name; Trader Joe only accepts cash.

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RT @amitanatverlal: Inspirational: Don't be disgusting like Monday morning.

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RT @FeelingEuphoric: are you ever surrounded by so much good that it takes your hand and personally walks you into the darkest place

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RT @robin1473: i have a million dollar idea. A combo twix and snickers bar called twickers! or snix! Someone please invent this.

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RT @bevandeveire: Those words I only want to hear whispered from your lips.

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RT @mommywhitfield: When you've been eating clean long enough that mashed cauliflower feels like a cheat.

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RT @mommywhitfield: If a medically induced coma doesn't sound like an absolute fucking delight, do you even have small children?

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RT @siempredelilahE: Be a safe person to tell her secrets and she won't keep them from you.

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RT @MissMuseMe: Lay me down beneath your pen I want to experience what it feels like to be your poem.

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RT @Home_Halfway: Finding Nemo isn't at all realistic; no dad cares that much

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RT @kimtopher22: Damn it Patrick Swayze - I miss your fine, swiveling hips, dirty dancing ass.

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RT @BobTheSuit: Indecent Proposal but just me telling a guy I’ll pay him a million dollars if he’ll let his wife come over to set my micro…

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RT @kimtopher22: A gentleman passed me today and asked, "Are you Wonder Woman?" and instead of demurring as usual, I said, "Damn right I am…

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RT @NYorNothing: Not everyone is ur friend, some of those phonies are just too scared to be ur enemy

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@soyourelikethat @Mardigroan one that doesn't mind the shit

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RT @Home_Halfway: I hate every single method people have of announcing that they're having a baby

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RT @2020fight: He realizes that people have died in a hurricane, right? https://t.co/OrzZd91lFp

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RT @youlooklikeamom: New guy named Tom at work. Haven’t met him but his lunch was terrible.

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RT @UncleDuke1969: My friend Bill is the absolute worst at hide-and-seek. https://t.co/I6fQxlenrd

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RT @bevandeveire: One goodbye can kill you a thousand times.

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@Naija_PR @Mardigroan A sad story.

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RT @MissMuseMe: Baby, I want to get lost with you.

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RT @BobTheSuit: Give a man a fish. Not that man. The other one. That man over there. What is wrong with you? THE ONE WITH THE SIGN THAT SA…

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RT @TweetsByTheTony: The planet will be fine because my daughter is on it and she is going to kick unprecedented ass. https://t.co/VF5rwpJM…

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RT @treydayway: Group hug to the people who are on here because real life is lonely and annoying

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RT @Naija_PR: Write a sad story using 3 words https://t.co/SZMa1qBX53

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RT @MissMuseMe: I swear the earth shifts every time I think of you.

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RT @singwithTaffy: The Case of the Missing Cherries. I ate all the cherries and now I am missing them.

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RT @bevandeveire: I thought I was trying to hide from the world, but the truth is I was trying to escape from myself.

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RT @dorsalstream: Dracula, feeling lonely, sits on his hand until it goes numb and bites it.

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RT @siempredelilahE: How goes your struggle with mortality?

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RT @Home_Halfway: ME: Hey you haven't talked to me lately, are you mad at me FRIEND: No things are just really awful ME: Oh thank god FRIEN…

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RT @TweetsByTheTony: When you lose the fight, dust yourself off and start preparing for the next one. There’s always a next one.

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RT @kimtopher22: Hello drunk cooking, my old friend. It's nice to hear the smoke alarm again.

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RT @bevandeveire: “You’re writing again,” he said. And, all I could think was “No, I’m just trying to breathe.”

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RT @youlooklikeamom: Top three things that suck the life out of me: 3. Mean people 2. Liars 1. People who take everything I say on Twitt…

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RT @MrGeorgeWallace: You only hear about Silly Putty. Shout out to all the serious putties out there, who've had it up to here with your bu…

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RT @MomofTeen: I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop.

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RT @siempredelilahE: Fainted at Walgreens after my flu shot Yes, I am a baby And I want someone to carry me home

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RT @Home_Halfway: Let's validate one another. Send me a few tweets of yours. No DMs. I'll share a few. Here's random old crud of mine. htt…

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RT @kimtopher22: If you leave it out long enough, sooner or later someone will pick it up.

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RT @kimtopher22: Your face is marked with lines of life, put there by love and laughter, suffering and tears. It's beautiful. Lynsay Sands…

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