Thank god it's over and Bayley wins. Not a good Match. #RoyalRumble

Hagen

So far, the most exciting thing that happened today was a sauce dispenser nozzle popped off. Thank goodness for less excitement.

Delaware

@evanpro Yeah trains are super fun! I'd love to do a long one like that some time. Maybe next time I go to Montreal!

Portland

@danathedugger wow. 🙀 i for one am glad you were rescued. you’re awesome!

Minneapolis

Too many to name but one good one was his joy when the Eagles won the Super Bowl

Houston

@bradfitz wow congrats, and what an excellent goodbye post!

Portland

@YelhsamiiH girl yes! If I can find someone who does it perfect like yours, I will be good to go.

Georgia

@mattdavella @mattdavella I really enjoy your content, great advices for self improvement, thanks!

Honduras

Dude was in Super Bowl XI and is listed as one of the 50 Greatest Vikings lol

Houston

Good morning sunshines! 🌞 Do something nice for yourself, do something nice for someone you love & do something nice for a stranger. ✨

Nashville

Always enjoy a good stout, thanks @Adnams

East

@crockerwalker cool as can be! You must have learned that at @campgreenacres Congratulations! Good luck at Scotties!!!

Vaughan

@Bird33WV Awesome! Glad the paint got better as the years went by. I wonder if anything would've changed had Colley remained as Smash.

Orwigsburg

Interested in a job in #Orlando, FL? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Help desk at Robert Half Technology #IT

Orlando

@lilearthangelk y’all deserve a nice romance for all the good work you’ve helped happen

Minneapolis

Interested in a job in #Lakeland, FL? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Help desk at Robert Half Technology #IT

Lakeland

I hope you beautiful women have a great day 💜🙏.

Palmetto Estates

Wow! @Boeing #777X first stretch of her wings. Fantastic takeoff.

Conway

Interested in a job in #Gurgaon? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: IMS Support Engineer at Ericsson #IT

Gurgaon

Interested in a job in #Troy, MO? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Physical Therapist, PRN at Mercy Health

Troy

#GRAMMYs @LewisCapaldi can’t believe he couldn’t win the Grammy. #SomeoneyouLoved is a so pretty and beautiful touching song 🥳🎹

Manhattan

@Tim_J_Lee Beautifully spoken Tim! His life has impacted even the most staunch of Laker dissenters like me. Love you! #Mamba4Life

Indianapolis

@Cashuea The tangerine one is my favorite, but the pineapple and the lime ones are super good too!

Oklahoma City

Interested in a job in #Malvern, PA? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: UX Designer at The Creative Group #Art

Malvern

Interested in a job in #Bellevue, WA? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: 3D Modeler at The Creative Group #Art

Bellevue

@WestHamRambles Spurs fan! Glad someone else has noticed. He bangs on about Hugo Lloris at any opportunity, he loves him.

Billericay

Interested in a job in #Norwalk, CT ? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Support Associate at Chico's #Sales

Norwalk

You can’t win on the ground what you don’t win in the heavenly realms. — Ray Duerksen @mysouthland #spiritualwarfare

Steinbach

Hahahahahaha. BIG NAS X LIL NAS. That was fun. This show has been fun. The awards are pointless; but the show has been fun.

Birmingham

I just want the red team to win the Super Bowl

Watchung

Foods you have to season to be good shouldn’t be top 5 lol

Houston

Goodness, that was a rollercoaster episode of Dr Who. First one that’s got me excited about the mythology in something like six years.

Manchester

Interested in a job in #SantaClarita, CA? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Support Associate at Chico's #Sales

Santa Clarita

Interested in a job in #Taiyuan, Shanxi? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Support Engineer at Ericsson #IT

Shanxi

Interested in a job in #StLouis, MO? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Chaplain at Mercy Health

St Louis

Cherish ya loved ones! An accident is really like a natural disaster Shit ain’t fair

Richmond

Smiling doesn't necessarily mean you're happy. Sometimes it just means you're strong.

Faridabad

@FreyjaErlings I like that place. Good food, over the top desserts.

Arlington

Interested in a job in #LosAngeles, CA? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Attorney at Robert Half Legal #Legal

Los Angeles

Interested in a job in #PaloAlto, CA? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Paralegal at Robert Half Legal #Legal

Palo Alto

@tiffftrppp I’m glad you’re getting rid of toxic things in your life. I hope a better change comes about without the harassment.

Chino Hills

@Tash_NoChill lmfao the people love it

Georgia

@ms_jayymarie maturity lol cuz back in the day.... i would’ve slid a dawg her way lmao

Oakland

@magsLancashire That looks really good. I bet you’re excited and want to zip off today!

Wolverhampton

@tim_fargo I love your quotes. They're amazing. How do you do it?

Port Chester

It's amazing how fast you can get used to something that makes you feel good.

New Delhi

#dailymail Remarkable true story of heroic Pole who infiltrated Auschwitz

Warszawa

Some great walks here with some amazing views

Colwyn Bay

SEE The restaurant area was originally the stables. Impressive museum with, among other things, an amazing collection of stick insects.

Fanari

@VGKim29 @GoldenKnights He didn’t play huge though. Lol. I thought Rittich did excellent tonight.

Henderson

@ChestnutBowl @JListPeter Yes there are already a few cases. Happily japan is super good at containing stuff

Isesaki-shi

I forgot how funny this is! Lol “What the f**k does that mean Kobe Bryant?!” 😂

South Carolina

#dailymail NTAs 2020: Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly win Best Presenter for the 19th YEAR in a row

Warszawa

-i love billie eilish but how she win album of the year?!

Chicago

RT @aproko_doctor: You can't be obsessed with porn and have good response with an actual person. Your brain was not designed for that kind…

19-23 Ironmonger Row, London EC1V 3QN, United Kingdom

#nowplaying #Silbermond ~ Silbermond | Leichtes Gepäck ||| Radio TEDDY - That's fun - makes clever!

Potsdam

The forecast for today is clear throughout the day. 40ºF/26ºF. Jolly good! #WestminsterMD #mdWX

Westminster

Interested in a job in #Miami, FL? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Endpoint Administrator at Ryder #IT

Miami

Interested in a job in #Ruskin, FL? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Truck Driver Helper at 84 Lumber #Labor

Ruskin

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Penn Hills

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Stoughton

Interested in a job in #Robinson, PA? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Bookkeeper at Accountemps #Accounting

Pennsylvania

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Opelousas

This #Art job might be a great fit for you. Click the link in our bio to see it and more. UX Designer at The Creative Group #Atlanta, GA

Atlanta

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Grace

Interested in a job in ID? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Cardiac Surgery Specialist at Getinge #Sales

Idaho

Interested in a job in #SanDiego, CA? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: LVN-1 at The Remington Club #Nursing

San Diego

Interested in a job in #LasVegas, NV? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Instructor at Guitar Center #Education

Las Vegas

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Michigan

Interested in a job in #Dayton, OH? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Sales Associate at Guitar Center #Sales

Woodbourne-Hyde Park

#nowplaying #Nilsen ~ Nilsen | Allerbeste Freunde ||| Radio TEDDY - That's fun - makes clever!

Potsdam

Interested in a job in #Tucson, AZ? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Receptionist at OfficeTeam #Clerical

Tucson

#nowplaying #MaxGiesinger ~ Max Giesinger | Wenn sie tanzt ||| Radio TEDDY - That's fun - makes clever!

Potsdam

Interested in a job in #Raleigh, NC? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Data Architect at Insight #data

Raleigh

@zilchfox @spaceagefox Good luck!

Delaware

Interested in a job in #Southfield, MI? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Account Manager at Apex #Sales

Southfield

This #Art job might be a great fit for you. Click the link in our bio to see it and more. ART DIRECTOR at The Creative Group #NewYork, NY

Manhattan

Interested in a job in #Phoenix, AZ? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Data Entry Clerk at OfficeTeam #Clerical

Phoenix

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Columbus

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Irmo

Interested in a job in #Boston, MA? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Utility A at HMSHost #FacilitiesMgmt

Boston

Interested in a job in #Concord, CA? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Parts Delivery at O'Reilly Auto Parts

Concord

I love a good fried devil egg, but with shrimp hmmm

Georgia

#nowplaying #Joris ~ Joris | Bis ans Ende der Welt ||| Radio TEDDY - That's fun - makes clever!

Potsdam

Interested in a job in #Troy, MI? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: PA at American Anesthesiology #Physician

Troy

“Who satisfieth thy mouth with good things; so that thy youth is renewed like the eagle’s.” Psalms 103:5 KJV #Word #Bible #God #ILBarrett

Allen

@itsmattfred More like AbsoluteLY STUNNING

Sandy

Interested in a job in #Salinas, CA? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: DIETITIAN at Natividad #Healthcare

Salinas

Interested in a job in #Phoenix, AZ? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Loan Processor at Accountemps #Banking

Phoenix

Interested in a job in #Bangalore? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Sr. Bios Software Engineer at AMD #IT

Bengaluru

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Toledo

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Lewisville

Interested in a job in #Scottsdale, AZ? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Security Officer at Accor #security

Scottsdale

Trying to explain to my mother-in-law how to run a squares pool for her super bowl party someone please send help

Walnut Creek

Holy C gets even better A quake breaks record most felt @11:45 8 hrs ago by Christ church Holy C 5511.45 that I predicted earlier Wow!

Fort Worth

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Albia

@LifeWithThami @khayamthethwa great show guys, may the God Bless you guys

Iqadi

Interested in a job in #ElPaso, TX? This could be a great fit. Click the link in our bio to apply: Parts Delivery at O'Reilly Auto Parts

El Paso

SKILLS Tha ability to navigate by compass and to deploy a DSMB will be very useful. Ability to deploy a DSMB is recommended.

Woodlawn

Sweet. #Bulls gave me a birthday win 👍

Rockford

I don’t believe you niggas put chicks out after sex. Y’all let anybody stay over. That’s how shit end up missing.

Union City

I see why yo bitch ass was “suspended at 11K”. We getting this one suspended too.

Houston

@RobDug Sounds like you are a bit if a prick actually. Sad really that my dislike of a word is all you have to worry about.

Yapton

Shoutout to the boss bitches wifing niggas.

Homestead

JayZ hair is so fucking ugly and no he don’t get a pass.. the shit is terrible

Parma

these A-List celebrities pass around child porn rape bitches. #ReportThat #LetsNotPassThatUpNow (3/3)

HOUSTON

The market for art has collapsed. Worried if I`ll be able to make it over the next year while the War is on.

Nipissing, Unorganized, South Part

Thought it was bad on here but that’s just horrible. I know it’s worse on Facebook and way worse on reddit

Houston

#nowplaying #ImagineDragons ~ Imagine Dragons | Bad Liar ||| BB RADIO - Voll die Vielfalt!

Potsdam

If Saturdaynighl doesn't stop mocking our President there could be more going on than an old Hell icopter crash in the news #justsaying.

Fort Worth

@lxcleopatraxl Fuck off asshole, learn to respect other people’s belief

Semenyih

The 5th year after my loss I stopped worrying that I would forget my late husband. His memory had not faded as I had feared it would.

Hermosa Beach

Can. I. Bitch. Slap. Her? Or. Is. It. Illegal?

Sumurbandung

“Kobe my nigga i hate it had to be him, bitch u wasn’t wit me shooting in the gym” 😢

Antioch

The Walker Bros. Original Pancake House is in fucking Wilmette, NOT Evanston. This movie was bullshit!

Chicago

When u die i just hope y’all tell my story right... don’t let a bitter bitch taint me

Antioch

@MelissaKXLY4 What a stupid tax, even worse the fact anyone even estimating the “revenue loss”

Seattle

#dailymail Nicki Minajs brother Jelani Maraj sentenced to 25 to life in prison for child rape

Warszawa

Damn dat Veronica hell! 😂😅 #HAHN

Rockingham

Man U niggas BEEN sleep! I turned it off soon as they killed John Doe

Antioch

Shock, Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter crash this morning. Life is short, RIP, gone way too soon...

Salt Lake City

@SineQuaDon @AmandaRichard17 @LBC @MinisterDrill Everything! He’s just an angry youf! He’ll appeal to 14 year old boys but they can’t vote!

Yorkshire and The Humber

@finicalgal fuck me dead, that brings back some unsettling memories

Berlin

Can’t lie Kirk done gave us dark skin niggas our groove back. U light skin niggas in trouble. Sit back

Antioch

I’m tired of all of these niggas, I’m tired of all of these hoes.

Princeton

It’s 2020, if u problematic.... hella drama, just bad vibes U gotta go. Fuck an explanation

Antioch

@maxuthink Shit. I thought it was Dog Cummies. My bad.

Melbourne

Doesn’t seem terribly professional if you can have your elbow halfway down the fucking table

Melbourne

@qikipedia Also when she watches a racist rapist being inaugurated. #IMPOTUS

Richmond

Man these bitches ain’t worth a damn

Antioch

Ah fuck. Heartbreaking.

Melbourne

The sewer outfalls into Hell Gate are in action! Don't worry, it's just rain (mostly)

New York

@jockowillink “Never interrupt an enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself.” Napoleon

Portland

Tryna get this PS5 Pre-ordered... I gotta do some nasty shit 🤪

Antioch

Suffer silently and deny. That was the expectation in my day. Especially hard for War veterans in 1916-17

Nipissing, Unorganized, South Part

@Mizzle1sevvv lmaoooo hell yeah i remember lmaooo shit built character bruh 😂

Hayward

RT @psychdr100: Bleeding and leaches does not work either. would be more safe Trump-loving conspiracy nuts tout drinking "dangerous bleach…

Seattle, WA, USA

Damn that’s crazy man 😢.

Delaware

Are y’all ok? Why are y’all so damn stupid ????

Atlanta

@ginnyhogan_ This is the SoL for (civil) Title VII claims. There is no state where the SoL for criminal charges is that short.

Washington

Listening to codeine crazy at the gym Got me ready to lift the whole damn gym.

Homestead

Panic attacks are the worst. You can never be prepared

Makati City

@varik77 Lekker lang in een heet bad of onder de douche. 😁

Dordrecht

I have been up since midnight and I’m fucking sick😫

Georgia

@sunnykeye_ @ItsSavyD at that point I’ll just piss on her floor.

Atlanta

@Vevion her costume is stupid as shit

Calgary

@LBC encouraging dumb black callers to shout racism!

Yorkshire and The Humber

A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.

Chiefs lost to the Colts and Packers. Everyone got dumb losses.

South San Francisco

@VastoLorde_x @ionobono @RubinReport He’s frequently lied about rape…

Brighton

He got so much hate & envy for his own daughter. Is insane

Manhattan

This is messed up man wtf

San Antonio

#nowplaying #BillieEilish ~ Billie Eilish | Bad Guy ||| BB RADIO - Voll die Vielfalt!

Potsdam

I remember this episode. He fucked Baby Finster up after finding out he was the bank robber. 😂

Houston

Jackson was worried about my cubistical tendencies. He was also worried about the `awful` things I did to fish

Nipissing, Unorganized, South Part

@_JayyElle I lose shit like that lol hell I’ve already lost 3 lightning to 3.5 jacks so I would definitely lose those lol

Houston

Why the hell do i have the Green Acres theme stuck in my head?

Baltimore

Point blank I hate liars!!!

Cloverleaf

I am so damn bored.

Homestead

I be getting bored wit shit

Antioch

Remember when you guys got mad that Brevin for saying we took a bad three? It was a really bad three

Memphis

@cnnbrk What the fuck is wrong with you America?

Vancouver

#nowplaying #SunriseAvenue ~ Sunrise Avenue | Fairytale Gone Bad ||| #BBRADIO spielt die #Hits

Potsdam

#nowplaying #NicoSantos ~ Nico Santos | Play With Fire ||| BB RADIO - Voll die Vielfalt!

Potsdam

Katie Pavlich ruined Chris Wallace’s “I hate Trump” moment, so he threw a tantrum. He never would have talked to a male peer that way.

Land O' Lakes

@shocks It is. White collar work is kinda awful but also is so steeped in confrontation avoidance.

Lombard

@mniype And upwards. Their loss, one which they will regret

Solomon Islands

Fucking Ken Starr. Unbelievable. Are there any more disgraceful lawyers than Starr and Doucheawitz?

Seattle

You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

ILBURN - ILLEGAL BURNING at NE 103RD PL / NE WEIDLER ST, PORT [Portland Fire #RP20000008421] 17:54 #pdx911

Portland

@robert_jago But he totes wanted to call a national emergency. Those pesky states stopped him.

Melbourne

ILBURN - ILLEGAL BURNING at NE MARX ST / NE 109TH AVE, PORT [Portland Fire #RP20000008521] 00:47 #pdx911

Portland

ILBURN - ILLEGAL BURNING at NE KILLINGSWORTH ST / I205 FWY, PORT [Portland Fire #RP20000008065] 13:58 #pdx911

Portland

@mapleleafsmauri das war um die Ecke. Wir sind aus Obertürkheim weg gezogen. (aber ich war nie in dem Kino)

Stuttgart

ILBURN - ILLEGAL BURNING at I84 FWY / NE 122ND AVE, PORT [Portland Fire #RP20000008391] 15:51 #pdx911

Portland

Betrayal never comes from your enemies

Antioch

ILBURN - ILLEGAL BURNING at 2000 N DEKUM ST, PORT [Portland Fire #RP20000007472] 13:39 #pdx911

Portland

ILBURN - ILLEGAL BURNING at SE WATER AVE / SE MORRISON ST, PORT [Portland Fire #RP20000008372] 14:41 #pdx911

Portland

ILBURN - ILLEGAL BURNING at SB SE MCLOUGHLIN BLVD SO / SE BYBEE BLVD, PORT [Portland Fire #RP20000008366] 14:31 #pdx911

Portland

ILBURN - ILLEGAL BURNING at NW 17TH AVE / NW SAVIER ST, PORT [Portland Fire #RP20000008361] 14:17 #pdx911

Portland

Problem! Guys! This could be bad.

ILBURN - ILLEGAL BURNING at SE 2ND AVE / SE HAWTHORNE BLVD, PORT [Portland Fire #RP20000007983] 08:10 #pdx911

Portland

@DBzugbegleiter Das beste war: er hat Service gespült, hat geklappt, danach normal gespült und dann kam die Scheiße hoch. 😂

München

#nowplaying #Bastille ~ Bastille | Things We Lost In The Fire ||| BB RADIO - In #Berlin #GER auf 107.5

Potsdam

ACCIDENT - INJURY at SB I5 FWY NO / NE BROADWAY EXIT, PORT [Portland Police #PP20000031785] 18:22 #pdx911

Portland

Don’t check me bitch, check your engine light.

Atlanta

ILBURN - ILLEGAL BURNING at SE WATER AVE / SE MORRISON ST, PORT [Portland Fire #RP20000008323] 11:53 #pdx911

Portland

ILBURN - ILLEGAL BURNING at 500 SE 8TH AVE, PORT [Portland Fire #RP20000008517] 00:23 #pdx911

Portland

@primmacoffee I’m totally confused over who killed him...

Cumnor

Traffic Collision - No Injury: 1361 Fulton Ave, Sacramento

Arden-Arcade

ACCIDENT - UNKNOWN INJURY at 600 BLOCK SE CESAR E CHAVEZ BLVD, PORT [Portland Police #PP20000029772] 22:17 #pdx911

Portland

Gerhard Fehr von @FehrAdvice : Management Populismus ist eine einfache Lösung, die das Problem nicht löst — Academy of #BehavioralEconomics

Rüschlikon

#nowplaying #LostFrequencies #Zonderling ~ Lost Frequencies & Zonderling | Crazy ||| BB RADIO - In #Prenzlau #Brandenburg #GER auf 102.1

Potsdam

ILBURN - ILLEGAL BURNING at SE 88TH AVE / SE FOSTER RD[SO, PORT [Portland Fire #RP20000007890] 21:34 #pdx911

Portland

Little difference between an art and a hanging committee. What goes on the wall is dead or near death.

Nipissing, Unorganized, South Part

ILBURN - ILLEGAL BURNING at 2200 NE 9TH AVE, PORT [Portland Fire #RP20000007878] 20:35 #pdx911

Portland

Fuck I didn’t think you’d be a dumbass this week. RT @RealSkipBayless: Dak had a better year than Mahomes. Next on @undisputed

North Attleboro

GWARN YA JOCK BASTARD!!

Alton

Where’s niggas at?

Pawtucket

ILBURN - ILLEGAL BURNING at 800 SE 148TH AVE, PORT [Portland Fire #RP20000007832] 18:17 #pdx911

Portland