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@AsmosBleats He looks so calm and peaceful and I want to look at this forever.

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@AsmosBleats Not the olives! Blue cheese stuffed olives are amazing.

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@suhmoyed It's good to dream :D

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@cassieyorke87 Omg! Love those

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@Pixel_Rai That's good news!

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@Pixel_Rai Omg! You're being adorable

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After some good doomscrooling I'm ready to go back to bed.

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@AsmosBleats Pssst... I do like you

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RT @AsmosBleats: Who wants to kiss on the jairs? https://t.co/UX5eFFCqdp

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@AsmosBleats Fair, but apparently Destroying Angel mushrooms are yummy (before they liquefy your insides)

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@AsmosBleats It's lying *hug*

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@AsmosBleats -slides down your time line like it's no big thing- Welllll howdy there~

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@trip_otter HE*K!!! That is not true at all.

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@AsmosBleats Kinda stink like sulfur though

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Detroit, MI

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@AsmosBleats I like you

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Detroit, MI

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@AsmosBleats Maybe as a bass note. Layer it with some brimstone as a top note. And maybe some blood as a mid. Just a WHISPER of sin.

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@AsmosBleats just gotta gain control of it

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Rapid City, SD

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@AsmosBleats Awww so cute

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Corydon, IN

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@AsmosBleats I like you a lot <3

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PNW

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@AsmosBleats I saw it and was like I need it

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Dearborn Heights, MI

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@Grimmy_Coyote We could kiss on the jeat? https://t.co/HpDoavVGqx

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*dips quill into inkwell of cum* Ah time to write a letter like people did in olden times.

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Who wants to kiss on the jairs? https://t.co/UX5eFFCqdp

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RT @AsmosBleats: I showed you my Coop please respond. https://t.co/3YWQlco9mU

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Oklahoma, USA

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My first out of college job is hiring and paying LESS then what I started in 2005... Less benefits and less pay. Thats wild.

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@CyanCatter Oh my gosh. Cooper would NEVER allow this

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@Grimmy_Coyote Can I interest you in wet goat?

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RT @AsmosBleats: I showed you my Coop please respond. https://t.co/3YWQlco9mU

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I showed you my Coop please respond. https://t.co/3YWQlco9mU

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@AsmosBleats lmao my ass is always adorable. also substantualy less depressed these days

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@Grimmy_Coyote @AsmosBleats Can't. I'm high on caffeine and feeling giggly. 😁

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Raccoon City

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@AsmosBleats Please please please

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Joe Camel taught me that smoking was cool https://t.co/SzXFba7t2B

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I hate that my inner monologue always tells me how awful I am. You're driving home and it kicks in "pssst.. Nobody likes you"

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@PupHellbeast I often start death cult recruiting with the old farmhouse scam.

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@christhecougar They make anthro dick bongs also

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Trying to get lost in random stuff so I don't doomscroll myself into a coma. I'm now thinking abouta Zephram Coc… https://t.co/y2qQAWbiCM

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@Canuckoon @AsmosBleats Its illegal for you to have caffeine now.

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Rufus' Mom

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@Grimmy_Coyote I'll add some of my blood..... That'll thicken it up some

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The harsh truth is that most ink is made from cum. Toner is just dried cum.

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@AsmosBleats That's a damn fine name for a cat.

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My parents made sure any desire I had to do art was killed by 8th grade. Turned me into the well adjusted person I… https://t.co/2R7gDpIzbF

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@PupHellbeast To spice it up I don't use the flavor aid anymore..... I'm all about transformative (poison) salad dressings.

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@Fuckitslutz I'm jealous 🤣

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@AsmosBleats Listennnnn it's not a "death" cult... it just... has an emphasis on decay and transformation...

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Primarily Hell

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@strifeThot Been working on that hard

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@AsmosBleats Stop that

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Sweden

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Whenever I see furry porn with ghost hands I think of the song Invisible Touch by Genesis

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@MeanYeenQueen Aw. Thank you. It's just dumb depression

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The company cut overall staffing so I know this job is WAY harder and more demanding and the pay is like 15% less.

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