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@chanelfiIth like wow... the perfect intelligent drunk boyfriend of my dreams might walk into my life sooner than i planned.

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@arminizewithme I need to be drunk homosexual Wallace and seduce best man Avi/ Steven Stone with a cool rock

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RT @mrgoodbeard__: Barnes & Noble selling alcohol and full menus....drunk convos about books, lit.

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RT @arvlez: A drunk me is a fun me 😂 I automatically become friends con todo el mundo 💀😂

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@ant_fran @Giants @Seahawks Not a Giants fan, but they would be silly not to make that move.. Russ, Barkley and Ing… https://t.co/TgMSfvPQj0

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YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS !!!!!! U better go head Nai !!!! Now I’m def getting drunk this weekend. Cheers to u ! https://t.co/7LLhak6X8H

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RT @Jaiden_Irven: nothing pisses me off more than when someone says they’re a “good drunk driver”

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RT @willtoresist: On the big stage, the US CONSTITUTION draws migrants but beeeto wants to replace it with his socialist bullshit. Fat ch…

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Lol who drinking beer to get drunk 😂 in the first place 🧐😂👏🏼 https://t.co/yEVvuLmdk7

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RT @Biscogetem: Niggas think they can get pussy off gettin a shawty drunk or high. Fuckin rapist

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@Royalti___ You gone be drunk bitch? 😂

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@ldollar17 Drunk bitch 😂

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@UnBeatable_Derp @lucas7yoshi_ Your actually fucking drunk

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Camille was done with Dorit after her drunk shit at that one dinner PERIOD! Camille will give you one time to disre… https://t.co/0zteQA1cIe

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Drunk as fuck if you think this okay https://t.co/tiPVV30oMO

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Ruston, LA

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RT @olivia_whyley: I honestly chat so much shit when I’m drunk I spend the next few days afterwards cringing about the things I say

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Argentina

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RT @litlikecholo: If you’re drunk text me, if you’re high text me, if YOU ARE AT A PARTY text me. All bullshit aside i just wanna know that…

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RT @litlikecholo: If you’re drunk text me, if you’re high text me, if YOU ARE AT A PARTY text me. All bullshit aside i just wanna know that…

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miamii ♡♡

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I’m very drunk and alone and at a drag queen beauty pageant and every sparkly dress reminds me of Taylor I truly li… https://t.co/yyp4msynwm

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i wish i was drunk these lil drinks ain’t doing shit but making me light headed 🥴

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Benito Juárez

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2 days????!!! She killed someone for being drunk. Meanwhile...people still serving time for weed. I don’t get this… https://t.co/rTp1y1R9uw

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@tiaundrac ASDFGHJKL me throwing up in a tidepool alone this summer when I got way too tequila drunk at 1pm

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Hell

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RT @marielorbgso: my boyfriend’s mom is so damn cute when she’s drunk ☹️😩💖 feel so blessed 😭😢💕 https://t.co/voeZUn1XgW

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RT @kelsie_morgan4: 22 is such a weird age scrolling through social media like oh shit she’s pregnant. Oh shit they are getting married. Oh…

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RT @Chicks: If you’re so drunk that you mistake cigarettes for french fries, it’s time to go home (Via ig/604culture) https://t.co/R9GCHRK4…

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Pennsylvania, USA

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RT @dirtyIiar: Okay so like WHO the FUCK decided it was cool to go out at like 10/11?? Why can’t we all just get drunk at like 8? Why do I…

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Cause I spent the night dancing, I'm drunk I suppose. If it looks like I'm laughing. I'm really just asking to leave this alone.

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México

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RT @PoliceBadBoy: Stop giving out advice on Twitter. Get drunk or get laid and STFU. Me as a therapist*

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So Cal

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RT @dirtyIiar: Okay so like WHO the FUCK decided it was cool to go out at like 10/11?? Why can’t we all just get drunk at like 8? Why do I…

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RT @andrewbarber88: So the drunk driver who hit me go zero jail time. S/O Delaware country prosecutor way to drop the ball. I have never fe…

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I’m gonna do the accent challenge when I’m drunk because the Carolina comes tf out to plaaaaay when I’m drinking.

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listening to my best friend drunk fighting with google home has been the funniest shit ever dude

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RT @dirtyIiar: Okay so like WHO the FUCK decided it was cool to go out at like 10/11?? Why can’t we all just get drunk at like 8? Why do I…

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Houston, TX

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RT @dirtyIiar: Okay so like WHO the FUCK decided it was cool to go out at like 10/11?? Why can’t we all just get drunk at like 8? Why do I…

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RT @dirtyIiar: Okay so like WHO the FUCK decided it was cool to go out at like 10/11?? Why can’t we all just get drunk at like 8? Why do I…

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Florida, USA

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RT @dirtyIiar: Okay so like WHO the FUCK decided it was cool to go out at like 10/11?? Why can’t we all just get drunk at like 8? Why do I…

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NBK

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twitter you are drunk https://t.co/fcbns2C1G6

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RT @_NickCruise: Nobody: ...when you drunk headed to the bathroom and a banger starts playing https://t.co/6jRGNubVlu

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RT @JustInNotOut: Got drunk last night and made mac & cheese. Because I’m an adult. https://t.co/TtBBFhJiEK

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New Jersey, USA

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When I was 16 I floated down the river, drunk, in a blow-up kiddie pool that eventually popped and we almost drowne… https://t.co/GupjmWpy8h

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Southern Indiana 🌾

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RT @CerromeRussell: I'm gon get drunk and shout James Baldwin quotes at white people https://t.co/iOEyX3W3gA

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Bay Area

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@megan_mowrer311 every time she’s drunk she breaks something

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@traylmix_ Are you drunk?

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Is Jake drunk? Pass accuracy isn’t close this period.

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Philadelphia

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lmaooooo this basically me when im drunk https://t.co/6ZqgHGwa0y

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Honduras | Bompton | ATX

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RT @ScienceBorealis: New post #fromthefeed A neuroscientist gets drunk to explain alcohol’s effects on the brain https://t.co/C6NiNUcNKq

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RT @JustInNotOut: Got drunk last night and made mac & cheese. Because I’m an adult. https://t.co/TtBBFhJiEK

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in dat pwussy

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RT @TheComedyHumor: How drunk did you get this weekend? https://t.co/UZn9PHawS0

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Florida, USA

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RT @CerromeRussell: I'm gon get drunk and shout James Baldwin quotes at white people https://t.co/iOEyX3W3gA

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RT @rupinjapan: Trying to get your drunk friend into an Uber https://t.co/vNYaYbVocW

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Treasure Island, FL

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RT @CerromeRussell: I'm gon get drunk and shout James Baldwin quotes at white people https://t.co/iOEyX3W3gA

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@seanhannity @BetoORourke I think repeat DRUNK DRIVING offenses are his biggest accomplishments.

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Texas, USA

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RT @spaghettiinbed: lmaooo my roommate drunk as f*ck on the news ... “the heritage really jumped out” https://t.co/NJ2KDuH4RI

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Texas, USA

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RT @alexzuniga2000: If you say something while you’re drunk, you wanted to say it while you were sober 🤔

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RT @JustInNotOut: Got drunk last night and made mac & cheese. Because I’m an adult. https://t.co/TtBBFhJiEK

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RT @_NickCruise: Nobody: ...when you drunk headed to the bathroom and a banger starts playing https://t.co/6jRGNubVlu

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@chelseahandler Chelsea, you do not speak for all of the women in America. Check that. Maybe the drunk leftwing segment.

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Must be drunk.. https://t.co/8wnRYwJAC8

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Debo's Piegon Coop...

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RT @JustInNotOut: Got drunk last night and made mac & cheese. Because I’m an adult. https://t.co/TtBBFhJiEK

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Raleigh, NC

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RT @CerromeRussell: I'm gon get drunk and shout James Baldwin quotes at white people https://t.co/iOEyX3W3gA

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RT @astoldbymila: 2 minutes into talking to any drunk girl in the bathroom at the club https://t.co/jDpxQAvkBq

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I don’t want to get drunk, but I feel like I need to after losing you.

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RT @spaghettiinbed: lmaooo my roommate drunk as f*ck on the news ... “the heritage really jumped out” https://t.co/NJ2KDuH4RI

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Providence, RI

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RT @JustInNotOut: Got drunk last night and made mac & cheese. Because I’m an adult. https://t.co/TtBBFhJiEK

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North Carolina, USA

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RT @TPerryf: Guess who’s drunk? Not mike https://t.co/D3PI0CNyfH

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Stephenville, TX

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@sofa_tomasic Drunk tweeting is your brand

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Clemson, SC

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Andrew Scheer & his bench-banging cronies have just put on the single most pathetic, un-charismatic display ever in… https://t.co/bT6Etwglsi

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I just wanna get drunk or off 💊

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Chicago, IL

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@mary_swagdalene Not to mention, getting them off when you’re drunk will be a nightmare.

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RT @CerromeRussell: I'm gon get drunk and shout James Baldwin quotes at white people https://t.co/iOEyX3W3gA

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Springdale, MD

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RT @JustInNotOut: Got drunk last night and made mac & cheese. Because I’m an adult. https://t.co/TtBBFhJiEK

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somewhere in the world🎶🎵🎶🎚

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@selsxmarie clumsy we- she was drunk af. the alcoholic jumped out

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RT @thejonaxxboys: A drunk and angry Leandro is so fun to watch. Keep it up, jk. #JonaxxATHKab29

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