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Need super ethical gf so she can bathe with Dr. Bronners peppermint soap so her fart smell like a pleasant mint bre… https://t.co/QvaKeCDask

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i love it when ppl get mad when i call them smelly bc what if i meant smelly like a good smelly not a fart smelly

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RT @129grey_madder: @vodkanopants I like when my jeans are super tight and the fart rolls up my buttcrack.

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@Millie__Weaver To be fair, I don’t think it was what it sounded like. I think she sort of combined Knicks and Lake… https://t.co/RiKT9WDuzO

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Oh ffs. If s/thing like this showed up that would work in Trump's favor he would fart it across social media till w… https://t.co/BYYfH2h3mm

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RT @BasedBeefy: If u don’t fart Obama like that I don’t want u

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insta: @_alx.ea🌧

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@Communism_Kills Good reason: warmth. Bad reason: fart retention.

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@KatWintersxxx Can you sit together full weight at the same time on my face (one on the other) and fart? I love thi… https://t.co/CY6gOeAtaY

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All I heard is a guy trying to talk with a prove up his butt, cheeks super glued shut and trying to fart! Nothing g… https://t.co/SvjjOUCcmt

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Hunting

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RT @abimcclymont: im in the car wash and the soap smells like someone’s fart.

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@GrahamLedger Like a fart.

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Riding Occam's Razor Scooter.

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@stonecold2050 I've heard the old fart joke about his appearance. Yet, he doesn't change it. It HAS to be a brand t… https://t.co/gUZLv8NK4Y

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Australia

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RT @Tractor444: @cjtruth I hope tomorrow Trump's defense plays Eric Swalwells fart tape. Just because 👍 https://t.co/EVU4s5Iz6O

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Earth~

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AND GOT COOKED TF UP. WHY SHE LOOK LIKE A FART THO https://t.co/LF6yQImnq6

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2-6 to Zone 6

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@JarradKushner The fact that we live in a world where an old fart like Dershowitz needs to expound on the annals of… https://t.co/D2u6s4G8GP

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@tdwinn233 @PaschalImani @robertscottOL Bruh she look like a fart smells

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Arkansas

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RT @JokerFleck2: @SFORZANTO2711 @Kickingbricks @zsjlfanposters @ParaDemonX @214times Must sound like fart. https://t.co/3ET7CN47i8

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Sounds like someone trying to start a 1993 Honda Civic with a fart can muffler on it. https://t.co/WYNHql9Da9

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Massachusetts Bay Colony

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If I do this unexpectedly I feel like she finna fart on my finger https://t.co/SuOv4WtsGN

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convinced this boy ghosted me because I fart in my sleep

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I just woke up the neighbours laughing at Wendy Williams fart

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Toronto, Ontario

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@miilkybutt god what i would give for a girl to fart in my ear

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My boss is so discussing. Our office is no bigger than my bedroom and he farted. Like go fart outside!

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RT @bhossbhabie: convinced this boy ghosted me because I fart in my sleep

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Chicago, IL

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Yes and that is a fact...and that is SAD.....see Liz Cheney, and Ivanka Fart and her Chinese patents, Fart and the… https://t.co/M2WTBugMA5

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@barneycarroll @LiveHardMan 1) When you first discover that you can't always trust a fart. 2) When you realise that… https://t.co/d7Yk8kQcQ0

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Me...not much, just cleaning the spittle off the tv screen after listening to a guy alive today redefining today’s… https://t.co/PUU4Nzeluj

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Belchin Congo

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Person smells their own fart first Killary How can you even look at your ugly ass everyday knowing you killed Amer… https://t.co/z5FSnIuGba

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you demonrats don't even have him on so much as a badly timed fart give us a break and your dogs we are not as dumb… https://t.co/rxXAiOe4I6

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Chicopee, MA

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RT @ouijv: Go subscribe to this channel this show is hilarious don’t miss it!!!!! My brothers Kegan & Shaggy will make you cry and piss y…

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RT @TokyosKidd: can u squirt in my mouth so i can gargle it and shoot it back in ur asshole then when u fart it splashes my face then u lic…

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hueco mundo

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@DillonBradley99 Sorry dad didn't mean that, I'm tired and I regret my actions more so than I regret the fart I just dided 🤮

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Scotland

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aye i don’t know who needs to hear this but don’t fucking fart at the gym

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@BrianKarem Did @tedcruz just accuse #HunterBiden of withholding funds to Ukraine? You can see the frustration Repu… https://t.co/DCPnJYaUMw

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Hawai'i, USA, Earth, Universe

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RT @isawken: no, your eyes do not deceive you. that is indeed the joker sniffing a giant fart in the background. i’m an artist https://t.c…

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on line

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RT @SportsInformal: Most of the time we poop ourselves being lazy asses by forcing a fart we should’ve never forced.....at least this poor…

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Mannville, Alberta, Canada

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@ShootyDoody My father said to me “you’re nothing more than a fart in a windstorm” on his deathbed. It was hysterically awful. 😭

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Northern Ontario, Canada

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@Unkle_Fart_Rag @paulsperry_ Not a bot, but what a convenient exxuse🙄. If you even listened to this fiasco, you co… https://t.co/LBPQpKfEdD

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I will always be a second grader. I got fart jokes coming out the ass. #fartsarefunny https://t.co/XOFHS24pxE

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New York City

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@DefJamCumLord a bit annoyed this passing brain fart of mine took off the way it did. all this while my countless a… https://t.co/rUXLF7juj3

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RT @AidenWolfe: I wonder if Susan Collins ever gets tired of vomiting up her soul each morning. Just massive quantities of bile and bullshi…

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OYSTER BROTH JACK NICKLAUS SAD DOG AGNEZ MO STAR IS ROZO. BOWEL MOVEMENT BROWN FART COOKIE DOUGH. YOURSELF A BIRD A… https://t.co/vtER9ueKGw

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We're right here, dumbass.

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RT @MI6Ranger69: @fdbedout Y de las farT !!! No se le olvide don selecto !!

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Cúcuta, Colombia

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RT @codyko: inhale the good shit and fart out the bullshjt

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@notahasbin oh, boy. close, but no cigar. how did you get this far and STILL manage to be such an old fart? kids us… https://t.co/P31bEOX4Gx

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RT @codyko: inhale the good shit and fart out the bullshjt

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Apopka, FL

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It’s called a bathroom vent not a fart fan, shut your mouth you filthy whore

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The last place you look

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RT @codyko: inhale the good shit and fart out the bullshjt

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East Java, Indonesia

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RT @ConsentH8er: It’s called a bathroom vent not a fart fan, shut your mouth you filthy whore

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