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RT @angryseattle: Fun fact: the @SoundersFC don’t use umbrellas. And they win soccer games. Be like the Sounders. Don’t use umbrellas.

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RT @RyanKras: Look at Lodeiro's heat map from the opening 45 minutes. Have fun defending this. https://t.co/ByUFxjcJ1j

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@lionstwitsp The best Thanksgiving dish is stuffing and the fact that it's a side is a testament to how trash Thanksgiving is.

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Twellman now scrambling to realize how good we are

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Twellman doesn't speak for 10 minutes until LAFC scores again, lol

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@bourbonNglitter Normally she’s good https://t.co/NkqHMfLm4G

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@KyleJWaldrom There's just so much to unpack in such a short video, huge shoutout to the guy doing like, 2 curls with a kettlebell

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@americanhymnal Lazy fucks lmao

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@KingDomeGnome You really are the world’s best grandma

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@iwanttobeacorgi LIke this guy either never works out or his knees are just permanently about to pop out of their sockets

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The league really loses their mind over a team and man that takes a PK like that

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@Llarian @brad_evans3 waiting for the league's positive spin on this

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@iwanttobeacorgi @SoundersFC Eh, I’ve seen better. Low hanging trash post if you ask me. 😉

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@itspaulmilot Make Henry proud

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@SSFCFOTY13 woulda been better if you said 7:30pm PT tbh

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My employer is truly lucky no one is hiring for more than 18/hr because I am so ready to jump off this sinking ship

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@iwanttobeacorgi He just does one in each arm like "oh that's enough"

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@MrMoosebones If he was so good at all those martial arts, why does he need a gun? 🤔

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@KingDomeGnome I hope you learned your lesson

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@spekulation I do not like this visual one bit

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That was the dumbest, most entertaining game I may have ever seen

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@lionstwitsp Yeah that’s me but going to bed at 1230 then trying to get however much sleep I can after I wake up ar… https://t.co/n8wxDIYUA5

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@iwanttobeacorgi Yeah I’ve gotten used to it at this point. I wake up, go into the living room and turn on ESPN. It… https://t.co/Vx1dE0iFko

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RT @MLSist: *NOW UNLOCKED & FREE TO READ* In July, former #NYCFC intern Skyler Badillo leveled sexual harassment claims against David Vill…

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@iwanttobeacorgi Yes https://t.co/HSYYUjdYJO

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RT @kate_ptrv: I couldn’t just walk past this Tweet, so here is some fun #dataviz Scented candles: An unexpected victim of the COVID-19 pa…

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@lionstwitsp Thanksgiving turkey is fucking awful and I will not veer from this take

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Oh hot damn new seats on this bus https://t.co/4SGYz3lyZc

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RT @BlueSpaceCanary: 278. Fucking around and subsequently finding out https://t.co/3NAXe0Rnt2

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@lionstwitsp drier than my dick this year fam

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RT @SP_THE_GHOST: EAT SHIT BOB

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RT @bigblackjacobin: 768 pages and there’s scant mention of Obama’s drone assassination program. There’s no direct mention of the hundreds…

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Which one of your fuckers got the last anthem jacket in small

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@MLS @Audi Absolutely terrible PK attempt

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@iwanttobeacorgi Can’t wait for you to be one of my hoes hell yeah

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@iwanttobeacorgi I missed it all cuz I was cleaning like an idiot

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@KingDomeGnome what if I want to be mad

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“No one told me I should leave a message if I can’t get in contact with the office” is something a grown adult actu… https://t.co/Pns4wCUVvY

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@BaerTaffy It’s a scream, longer scream with each A

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@lionstwitsp Turkey takes like 6 hours and tastes like shit

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@KingDomeGnome Gnomes are scary

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@Jomboy_ (Another) thing the refs missed - the Orlando GK that got red carded was still on the field for the end of… https://t.co/txKcxpncky

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@iwanttobeacorgi Is this not chaos?

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@iwanttobeacorgi I refuse to learn anything

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Think I might get drunk tonight

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Game hasn't even started and I'm already sick of Twellman fellating LAFC

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Pretty uncomfortable at how intently my cat is staring at me while I eat a banana

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At least there's no overlap with the real game tonight

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@fiveplustools @ACTBrigitte Used to work at Starbucks and there is absolutely no way she’d be able to hang with that job

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