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@CFL @CFL_Alumni I like the @Wpg_BlueBombers chances of winning the whole schmear, especially with their signing of @Stmn_Willie_Bmn

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@NoirB6 @VassyKapelos @AndrewScheer The Con-servatives don’t have a chance until they elect a leader. Canadians won… https://t.co/sOeZ9IE7nS

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RT @rebrafsim: Bag-el was Superman’s brother. Known as the man of schmear, his arch nemesis was Lox Luthor. The love of his life was Lois P…

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@PamelaPatriot Oh man. An onion bagel with a schmear and some lox, a bit of red onion...THAT is good eatin'!

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A tiny Blue islet in a mean Red sea.

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schmear the queer is a great homo bagel business name https://t.co/x94rOPmk52

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rly truly so happy GOT is over. idk what happened, but ik it’s over

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@eshap nice use of schmear.

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Hollywood, CA

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RT @LoveMyPhilly: Rise and schmear! Wake up to the rich and creamy taste of award-winning Philly Cream Cheese. #ItMustBeThePhilly #GoodMorn…

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BEST NAP SPOTS @ WWU ‼️ 1. I don’t take naps, lazy liberal. $$$ never sleeps 2. The Arboretum, surrounded by my w… https://t.co/xcdZNNqDMa

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RT @LoveMyPhilly: Rise and schmear! Wake up to the rich and creamy taste of award-winning Philly Cream Cheese. #ItMustBeThePhilly #GoodMorn…

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AZ or UT or Mother Earth

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@BlessThisMessTV is like a triple decker corned beef and pastrami on rye (with a schmear of mustard) to the… https://t.co/JlTChXPNyq

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Indiana

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today’s vibe is there isn’t enough almond butter in the world to appease me

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Philadelphia, PA

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@DarrensVision @John_houseof308 @DarrensVision not all heroes wear capes cc: @neekee94

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Philadelphia, PA

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@Caelaen0228 @stabyoulots @KerJTalit @YesThatVCharles @pipandbaby i always thought it was pap schmear like when you order a bagel in NYC

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big red flag was when my boss at the frozen yogurt shop I worked at senior year of high school was named Clovis

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Philadelphia, PA

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@JA880TT - ours is a fresh bagel w/schmear (cream cheese) every Monday morning. A delightful time. https://t.co/gYTiP49c1w

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Snohomish WA

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@keevytaughtme Really gray hair, really don’t care. Policing how folks communicate.... we already have an army of… https://t.co/YTW39pg4Cu

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Texas

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@UpsideBackwards Cupcakes made it to work safely but the icing is still too soft to pipe, even after a night in the… https://t.co/zixfLbU8iq

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Maryland, USA

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New York

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Easy German Schmear Tutorial On A Faux Brick Wall https://t.co/gORFOkOmiW via @makingmanzanita

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Southern California

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@paul_lander Never trust a bagel made outside NYC, and always schmear cream cheese from kosher cows. 🐮

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Rancho Mirage, CA

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@EduardoPlatero2 big mood. When I worked @ Beans these frickin bodybuilders from GNC would just talk me up...,,, li… https://t.co/fM9X3sm8VA

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Taylorsville, UT

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My spouse and I have been locked in an epic battle over who can get that last schmear of toothpaste out, WITHOUT ha… https://t.co/NWPZKlHZAW

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In The Heat Of The Moment

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Me: Made plans to stop at Einstein’s for a Power protein bagel and schmear that is my favorite. Then I pass it on P… https://t.co/TxpkKvnC1I

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@RollingStone. So much for your hit piece/schmear job on the Q movement. Eat shit. Your rag sucks anyways. https://t.co/yubVKTES67

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So fla.

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RT @debnbed: @realTT2024 @Solmemes1 @thehill I'm lost. What "smear"? A pap smear? A "schmear" on a bagel? Smear-noff vodka?

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InYourHead

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@realTT2024 @Solmemes1 @thehill I'm lost. What "smear"? A pap smear? A "schmear" on a bagel? Smear-noff vodka?

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New England Apple Orchards

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It’s called “ THE WRAP UP SCHMEAR#hannity - That mis- firing brain deficient, own city destroying, dying woman i… https://t.co/Q5zQJKYqRH

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Metro Atlanta

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RT @veteranstoday: Censored: The Secret Israeli War on America (Suppressed 4 part video) - https://t.co/yx4cPaalAy - A massive spy program…

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JEWMERiCA, U$A_666G

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@AngusReid The reason Schmear has delayed his climate change platform is he waited till Kenny to lie and cheat his… https://t.co/HxkGhOpjSF

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Praire boy

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@hatchet971 David going HARD in the paint today, what did you get the wrong schmear this morning?

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prestige worldwide

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His lumps of bumbling goob are held together by a rancid schmear of criminally selfish schemes. So, if he can't fin… https://t.co/nAJKFEfuYt

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when ppl call cream cheese schmear i get v uncomfortable

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@michaelschweitz I ignore anyone trying to flag me down on the streets, but I’d have shoved my bagel and schmear in… https://t.co/9ff3UXgn8v

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New York, NY, USA

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@andysipes Then stop eating “hummus” and start eating “garbanzo schmear”.

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Los Angeles, CA

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RT @Thrillist: Schmear no more with these stuffed bagel balls. https://t.co/0RIbAGGpdz

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The Garden State

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RT @REAL_HiggsBoson: 7/ So what is the @NCAA doing? Nothing! 177 student athletes victimized and the #NCAA has acted like it knows NOTHIN…

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California, USA

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7/ So what is the @NCAA doing? Nothing! 177 student athletes victimized and the #NCAA has acted like it knows NOT… https://t.co/qDMejAZXuo

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Here & There & Everywhere

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RT @eshap: My spouse and I have been locked in an epic battle over who can get that last schmear of toothpaste out, WITHOUT having to toss…

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RT @REAL_HiggsBoson: 7/ So what is the @NCAA doing? Nothing! 177 student athletes victimized and the #NCAA has acted like it knows NOTHIN…

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Front Porch of Infinity

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~In the arms of a bagel~ ~rye filled with schmear~ ~from this cold cut ruben~ ~to fill your stomach with cheer~ TH… https://t.co/inEu3N7DrQ

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Anchorage

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