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@lyftrs wow technology is amazing

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@socialistdogmom This was funny. Clever. Wish I had photos of our debacle. Probably best we don't.

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@babadookspinoza wow please don’t attack me like this

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i’m super excited to see these make the rounds out of context and for people to lose their minds demanding proof th… https://t.co/lJN8Fsmpzu

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@socialistdogmom Thank you. I needed just this kind of laugh!

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wow everyone in the DMV was saluting a gay veteran and thanking them for their service but one guy was just sweatin… https://t.co/qCinvS4FBa

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@socialistdogmom that may be the best thread i’ve ever seen

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@socialistdogmom The headphones though, actual lol

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@socialistdogmom Wait can I get a whole movie about this one it would be great???

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@socialistdogmom Oh, you could always just simply fa—wa wait a second! I see what you did there lol

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This is an excellent thread. https://t.co/LEktUMcHEl

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@socialistdogmom The umbilical-heart is just so perfect.

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@socialistdogmom <you are the best. and worst>

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@born2diedead @socialistdogmom Honestly his best bet would have been to just publish a book every few years and the… https://t.co/s9zcki8I9a

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@socialistdogmom Dachshunds are truly magical creatures. This is Kobey J. and Penny. I’m a very proud aunt. https://t.co/T7xYglIN6T

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@synoisia @socialistdogmom His translucent and pallid skin tells me this is true

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@socialistdogmom Ahhh I'm sorry humanity is like this.... And I LOLed, sadness laughs.

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RT @socialistdogmom: keeping my glasses clean https://t.co/SBCGOHw8BK

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@socialistdogmom @rachelmillman @ tweetliker should I like this tweet

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@socialistdogmom I just woke up from a nap, this is the first tweet I saw, and I read it like four times before I was like "wait"

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@mitchysuch segregated tug of war. wow cigarettes are canceled.

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@socialistdogmom A boy told me he'd do anything to get me to smile one time, so I knocked him down. Well, it DID make me smile.

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@nickxcom @socialistdogmom @synoisia I think we're in "bless his little heart" territory.

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just came from downtown. a man in a punisher sweatshirt was climbing up the lee statue so he could kiss robert e le… https://t.co/cVvs2dmLGO

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in line at trader joe’s & all the employees are already smiling so the guy behind me couldn’t tell any women to smi… https://t.co/ppxrMUfdbs

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@socialistdogmom Thank you for your service

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@rachelmillman i may not know art but i know what i like. if only this website gave me a way to let the poster know i enjoyed their tweet.

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@socialistdogmom I wish I could ❤️this one a hundred times! 🤣

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@socialistdogmom Holy shit! My family thinks there is something wrong with me after reading these. My partner came… https://t.co/JndDUBHr8W

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This thread kills fascists. Long may it wave. https://t.co/TAsGJFGZEv

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@comradedixiechx ah, you mean the working man’s bloody mary

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@socialistdogmom Not quite punchy enough to be a dril tweet but pretty damn close.

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@socialistdogmom With all due respect, childbirth is disgusting. I have given birth. Once. It nearly killed me and… https://t.co/McDpxoN2Vt

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@socialistdogmom @PrisonPlanet Can you imagine Breitbart’s ghost though? All coked out and sweaty. That’s scary stuff

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@socialistdogmom He seems to really miss Jacob Wohl’s hipster coffee shop stories.

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@socialistdogmom Crazy. I was at this white house and my mate literally said the wordsWashington Post and this r… https://t.co/YXHzTpvLQc

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@socialistdogmom I refuse to believe he even has mates.

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was driving by the gun range outside of town and i yelled JOHN BROWN out my car window and the ghost of john brown… https://t.co/BRw8WjvPp8

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@socialistdogmom I thought he was banned from Virginia...? 😜

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@MuKaoKai @socialistdogmom The smallest rage boner you every seen

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@ilgraham82 @MuKaoKai @socialistdogmom That's not rage.

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@ninkboi the frightening thing is that 90% of the jokes i thought of were too close to being real things that could happen.

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