RT @db2trendy: I think it’s attractive when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like t…

Florida, USA

RT @db2trendy: I think it’s attractive when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like t…

@MMadvillan @TLAVagabond Cool great minds think alike

earth

Impractical jokers why didn’t me and my ninjas think of it lmao

919-553-252

RT @_lxwo: If you love her, why you hurt her? Why you let your ego win? Why you let her cry? Why you decide something without think about h…

Malaysia

@OldhamCouncil @cllrsfielding Are you planning to reduce the council tax as you are unable to fulfill your promises… https://t.co/b1Iks1gTj4

Manchester

RT @krysiacanvin: @Foreman1David @tamar_whyte I think it’s fascinating crossing these boundaries between home and work, what is considered…

Birmingham

@KiwiFunknuckle @atheist_in_nc I know he’s great. I never said anything even remotely close to what you just said a… https://t.co/WqxshefoLS

Texas

RT @wethsworld: when u think u have a great shot of the moon then u focus ur camera https://t.co/hPq1SwmwVp

my bf is the LOUDEST sleeper. he doesn't even snore, he just breathes super loudly which i didn't even think was possible

@AuntDebT @Idk_757 @mytwoce49380436 Good we have problem solved, unloading in Canada quarantina and hospital there… https://t.co/cb4Zxk15Qd

Often the behaviour of media makes me think that there is a limit to its fall or not.. I am astonished, how do thes… https://t.co/ypeHjqMTWO

RT @s8mb: Here's why I think the coronavirus shutdown is worth it, in response to Toby Young. https://t.co/lgbAF2CDk8

Ealing, WestLondon

I think if @plies do what @torylanez doing, it would be more entertaining! “Look at Dat Pussi Shakin up an Down Got Ma hea hurin bih!”

Kenner

@TaranKillam I think I remember reading about those way back. That's like a dungaree?

Wolverine up to Annandale

RT @CommodoreQuinn: Reserves Top Tip #3. If you’re a Regular Reservist (RR) or RFR with specialist skills and you think you can contribute…

RT @Tr33Hugg3r206: Isolation Series #4- “I don’t wanna sound like a wiener, but I think I look hot, dawg” #irritatingmydaughter #snapping #…

Dublin City, Ireland

@uscmom49 @dbongino with a name like that a Brit? Working for jazeera?? Don't think so! But indeed, lets revoke all those buggers!

in EUROPA

I like back and think about some of the people I dated & whew Chile. Smh.

Thanks but I don't think anyone needed a reminder Nunes' fuckwittedness is blatantly obvious https://t.co/13fGzu9q6E

PNW

@JanetWoodward10 @joncoopertweets In Illinois, it has always been frowned upon. Kind of like it is an inconvenience… https://t.co/MKuYlLTJQa

Illinoise

RT @MarcGarneau: To all Canadians: think for a moment about just how incredible our truck drivers are. Yes they are the ones who make it po…

Calgary, Alberta

These arguments funny to me cuz y’all dead don’t know me. Even the people that think they do. Lmaaaoooo

Latveria

@realDonaldTrump Hahahahaha, I bet you think that would be a good distraction. https://t.co/ZUNyHO1S4Q

Montgomery, Alabama, USA

I cant help but think this whole thing is an advertising gig for @tiktok_us - #DOBETTER AND STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC #TIKTOk.

Canberra, Australia.

I put this thingy on but I don’t think it looks good with that picture and I’m more chaotic than lesbian so we’ll see

She/Daddy; for real

RT @yooninjaa: mentally jobless! please have other thoughts there are so many thoughts to think about

19

RT @w_terrence: THIS IS A MUST WATCH!! I have literally seen it all! I needed this laugh! I think we all need the laugh! https://t.co/kQ9…

I think they want me to OD on codeine

@RocketIntellect @KirkSeriousFace as much as GSW fans get annoyed at old heads who dont think curry is as good caus… https://t.co/LHxLDhYDl5

San Francisco

I been listening to straight @ShyGlizzy for tha last 3 days I forgot how many hits that nigga had now that I think… https://t.co/dFvmxeqzly

💸M.O.E💸

RT @laureenconnor13: every time a walk past this house with max he always squares up to the big husky cos he’s behind the fence n a think t…

Louisiana, USA

RT @rinireg: My new piece in @TheTLS . The problem with rushing to 'solve' the economic crisis caused by coronavirus. https://t.co/0K3Avcdl…

@Dean30708846 @ziggystardad @charliekirk11 THESE GOVS. CALLED HIM A FEAR MONGER ON JAN 31 For THE TRAVEL BAN ON CHI… https://t.co/FYHGPIsC5O

RT @briantylercohen: If any reporters are fielding questions for this briefing, might I suggest: "Why in the actual fuck would you think th…

Road Not Taken

RT @balIsinmyface: if u think im annoying on the tl just imagine how it feels to be Me. im also annoying in my brain. imagine how tired I a…

Atlanta, GA

RT @briantylercohen: If any reporters are fielding questions for this briefing, might I suggest: "Why in the actual fuck would you think th…

Cleveland, OH

@yoowinn_ Valid as hell tbh I didn’t even think I would get to reading as many stories as I have but bc we’re on lo… https://t.co/BIUorcnpy2

23/So. Cal

RT @neilmwebb: "You are not working from home; you are at your home during a crisis trying to work." I've heard this twice today. I think…

California, USA

RT @ProfKarolSikora: Today's death toll is tragic. But please, don't think the lockdown is useless. It will work. With the long incubatio…

@jhreha I think they’re trying to grapple with the fact they just lost their largest source of out-of-state tuition… https://t.co/HoOFtq5hTa

You guys know what a Xanadu stan I am, but I have to think in the pitch meeting, the producer was losing the older… https://t.co/hMaqTZ84X3

Nashville

RT @SassyChick1979: I didn’t think I could HATE this much but I HATE @realDonaldTrump soooooooooooooooo much! We need PPEs and vents! Not a…

San Antonio, TX

Does anybody else think it's dumb to staff up a bunch of ships and put sailors in close quarters during a #pandemic… https://t.co/1K1P9NFubm

Pasco County, FL

@FridaGhitis @davidaxelrod America’s Daily IQ Test. What is this garbage about drugs out of nowhere? How dumb does he think we are?

Divided States of Hypocritica

RT @MrFrankBaraan: DUTERTE: "Do not intimidate the government, do not challenge the government—matatalo kayo." I THINK DUTERTE FORGETS ONE…

RT @garbageboykief: gays really wake up and immediately think “how can I ruin my hair today for attention”

here.

RT @PlanetZooGame: We obviously can't show you any South America content on April Fools, you'd think we are joking! 🐵 Instead, we are giv…

Tennessee, USA

@shoe0nhead I...dang, that's difficult. But I think I'll go with Fox.

Mission Viejo, CA ✈ Austin, TX

RT @Verynonbinary: Each April Fools Day this scene is all I can think about. https://t.co/qkbnHQBWUQ

444

Answer to yesterday’s “teacher baby photo” was 6th grade teacher: Miss Kaileigh Johnson! Which teacher do you think… https://t.co/RgtqONkXSj

Mapleton, Utah

I think Trump missed the purpose of Mexico's military on the border. They aren't there to keep Mexicans in. They're keeping Americans out.

Georgia

RT @confusedophan: our society would go absolutely off the rails if it wasn’t for art. you think people wouldn’t riot the moment quarantine…

Knoxville, TN

RT @PepesPeepers: Do you understand? Do you? Did you research for yourself? Think for yourself? Sheep no more Q. https://t.co/nyQBKy0fFe…

USA

RT @lauvsongs: you ever think of all the people you still think about that u never reach out to anymore? isn’t that sad

RT @KFCBarstool: I don’t think I’ve ever been this shocked by the end of a video on social media. I gasped. That laugh is diabolical. The W…

RT @lauvsongs: you ever think of all the people you still think about that u never reach out to anymore? isn’t that sad

crawling from hell

@Andre80004825 I think it should flip to a mail in process myself but is that a delay?

Washington, DC