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@wyatt_privilege I was so good I was actually a Navy Polar Bear but I don’t like to brag

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@thelateempire I hope and wish that’s true but I really think it’s closer to: if aliens were to drop some advanced… https://t.co/KbahrqtrCD

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RT @gossipbabies: People will really get to 40k and be like ok I’m actually too famous to make jokes now I can only retweet Planned Parenth…

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@wyatt_privilege I think he deleted it, but right after Biden was projected to win the election, @getfiscal tweeted… https://t.co/wVYt5bZ4Yp

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I honestly think the fact that COVID is over now that the inauguration is passed is really funny. Fuckin A1. If our… https://t.co/T4jcWmKUDL

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@banalplay lmao

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@Dejienna1 @DavidGrzyTV @piersmorgan wow u are a real mindfreak

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@wyatt_privilege Also too smart and too beautiful.

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@wyatt_privilege Big picture of Biden and Xi laughing, shaking hands. “It was just a joke, man”

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@wyatt_privilege i turned up my volume just in case you whispered “pubes” or something and all i got was soothed

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@THEmacdaddy49 sike. you thought it was real lmao anyway we got this shit now have a good one

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@wyatt_privilege I was so good at doing missions that all the other SEALs were getting laid off cuz I got everything done solo.

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@charles_kinbote lol

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@ActNormalOrElse @wyatt_privilege i'm thinking 100 duck sized king kongs too adorable

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@wyatt_privilege @GarlicCorgi @TheStalwart lol https://t.co/HIh7Opc5Nr

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@banalplay @wyatt_privilege @ALABSeries Congrats pal

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@followjaspa @wyatt_privilege The alleged death all dance down the street. Fun floats. Cuomo bursts out of a cake.

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@ALABSeries @wyatt_privilege Being a true original, by being entirely unresponsive to external stimuli

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Turns out Mary Poppins’ “spoonful of sugar” that “helps the medicine go down” is just having magic to make your toy… https://t.co/LQ4nXOoxq2

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@_FleerUltra @wyatt_privilege @ALABSeries Maximum WIFE guy doesn't care whose wife it is

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@charles_kinbote @wyatt_privilege Why did you cut out the best part https://t.co/aJlBKijOIg

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RT @LMT_Amanda: Why yes I am a 53 year old woman who had her 60 year old friend make a diorama of the inauguration so my Joe and Kamala dol…

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Yeah I was basically a navy seal but they decided I was actually too dangerous

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@wyatt_privilege Kill the poor I guess, rich people got some sweet drugs to cure it and hey it’s not like there are… https://t.co/vXOgOUtlXd

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@wyatt_privilege Please retire to a house in the woods with your wife and daughter.

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@wyatt_privilege his new podcast: Any Legal Argument Blows Episode One: I should be allowed to check out after 1… https://t.co/N7vh53PfgH

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@ALABSeries let's do an episode on how law econ proves it's ok when different places have different safety regulations

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@CentristMadness I agree with you on 2010, but I think he’s right about 2022. Not that many people disagree, but th… https://t.co/hewXbqIbyy

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@wyatt_privilege 2022 is very different, I agree.

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@AgrippaNothing That’s a good lookin fire 👍

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@charles_kinbote @wyatt_privilege let him celebrate the death of fascism why don’t you

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someone makes slightly different choices than I would: holy fuck what a piece of shit

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RT @weedguy420boner: Some other little girl was bullying my kid and then later she crapped in her pants. So that's what's up bitch

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@thelateempire No way. contracting officers don’t know shit, but tech evaluation teams are actually qualified indus… https://t.co/0Y5scHu2LO

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don’t wanna type it again but rev that shit up https://t.co/LgkYymTfnr

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@wyatt_privilege i was also a navy seal but they had to move me to a non-combat unit because my ass is so dummy thi… https://t.co/0IzRJJj0Od

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RT @kingsthings: People who send out foul sexual tweets are weird and probably alone.

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@wyatt_privilege shocked he can feed himself or even maintain breathing with his limited brain function

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@_FleerUltra People do know they can just kill themselves right

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@Eve6 The guy blocked me for how many times I’ve posted at him about being a piece of shit but I still gotta admit he has some good ones

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@wyatt_privilege "slow boring" was the name of kozinski's porn server

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mattyglesias: it's crazy how no one has looked back at the antics kozinski got up to on the bench. this week, i

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@notbinIaden @wyatt_privilege @jattburner @_DHOTYA How does it just get worse?

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therapist audibly double underlining something as you describe twitter conflict

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@wyatt_privilege because i need to know how much of a serious threat king kong is if he becomes real

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RT @ALABSeries: just in time for your monday morning virtual commute, and weeks after you got bored of the story, we arrive with our rambli…

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@cathetercutie choosing to focus all my energy on the only more ineffectual and useless political group than mine

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RT @wyatt_privilege: Ok we can stop pretending to believe in covid now that the elections over

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@wyatt_privilege CDC Statement - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE It's just the flu.

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Just cropped a pic to avoid typing which didn’t make sense. Taking accountability

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@RiderToast @wyatt_privilege @ALABSeries It may or may not be "OK" to farm children for meat, but there is no funda… https://t.co/sjeFBaRDYb

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@mattyglesias @ALABSeries @_FleerUltra @wyatt_privilege @allahliker, do you all get a cut of this substack cash?

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