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Edinburgh

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Paris

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@LindseyChrist interesting -- haven't ever thought about it like abstinence only education! but still doesn't make… https://t.co/FVvTUGlfNZ

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My 7yo has discovered ABBA (Mama Mia) and my teens have discovered Queen (Bihemian Rhapsody). This is a good time to be alive 🎼🎤🎤

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London, England

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RT @nsdmorrison: Sometimes I wonder if letting the 7yo watch Marie Kondo was a good idea #sparkjoy https://t.co/4qAYxS10i0

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London, UK

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@GloriousAllianc I love this place. It doesn't look much different from the first time I remember coming here. Apri… https://t.co/uQ7sFiAtjs

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South Carolina

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@malloc8 i like the direction, but you’re missing the best parts. have you ever decided a strategic gameplan with… https://t.co/jJJqgPwVWR

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Explained the shutdown to my 7yo and he suggested @realDonaldTrump move to China, where they already have a wall. I support this idea.

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Connecticut

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@pa69ione you're finally 7yo congrats

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@TheEvilWitches My 7yo whispered “what’s hanging?” Thanks to the Nathan Hale Hazardous Tales books when we were in church last Sunday.

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RT @lobke_marsden: We officially launched the Little Linac building kits and 7yo William - pictured here with Little Linac inventor Prof Da…

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London, England

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belgium

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My 7yo has first swimming lesson at school tomorrow... He's not a great swimmer and he is a bit nervous. He also is… https://t.co/FPVX6R0FzS

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Warrington, England

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@AdaVox Okay Ada I know this has nothing to do with your singing but I know it will make you laugh. Spiderman (my 7… https://t.co/MDhoWznds9

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Vermont, USA

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Birmingham, England

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Adelaide, South Australia

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Andalusia, Spain & Scotland

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Jacksonville Beach, FL

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Thought I'd have a nice lie in which didn't involve a 7yo and Magic Eye books. I was wrong. https://t.co/KAwuapqk92

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Auckland, NZ

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My 7yo old just asked in an awed tone of voice if I was actually alive during the “Nineteens.”

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Milton Keynes & Roade

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United Kingdom

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Manchester, England

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Antipodes, mostly mimsy

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RT @Jonesy_donkey: 7yo: Daddy, I have the hiccups! Can you scare me? That’s supposed to work! Me: We’re bankrupt and losing the house. We’…

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White Plains, NY

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London, Ontario, CANADA

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Should I be proud that my son has never lost a fight, or pissed that at 7yo he has been in more fights than me? #StopBullying

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Arizona, USA

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RT @BunAndLeggings: 7yo: You call that a sword, it doesn't even hurt. 5yo: It's poisonous! Don't worry you'll feel it later.

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Pasadena, CA

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2yo: "mommy? when me get bigger like you i can drive a car and say FUCK?" 7yo: "...we need to work on her swearing"

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Pittsburgh, PA

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RT @sabaatahir: 7yo: the tooth fairy didn't bring me anything. Me: ... i'll send her an email 7yo: you have to send her an email *every* t…

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Doha, Qatar

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the nightmares of unicorns

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Melbourne, Victoria

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Global

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Los Angeles California

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Alexandria, VA

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Toronto

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Arauco, Chile

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Melbourne, Australia

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Kansas

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Wisconsin

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Adelaide, South Australia

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Melbourne, Australia

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Southwest

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Gilbert, Arizona

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v-.-.- in Oakland

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Melbourne, Australia

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San Diego

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SF Bay Area

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Las Vegas, NV

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Citrus Heights, CA

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Wales, United Kingdom

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Maine & New England, USA

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sydney

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Stockton, ca

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Nerdistan

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Australia

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Philadelphia, PA

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Seattle, WA

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Kansas City, MO

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California

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Playing Yahtzee. Round one. 7yo ends up with 2 sixes, a 2 and 2 ones. Me: Take 2 ones. 7yo: No! I'm taking 12 for… https://t.co/EJQhOLM1b0

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UK

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Today 7yo came home with this. For reference in that giant Ziploc bag is an empty unrinsed Yop bottle, a cheesestri… https://t.co/3F01XjHBEv

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Halifax, NS

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