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RT @ADDiane: Feeling extraordinarily blessed by those who've shown me friendship and support on here. I love you guys so much.

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My life has been like an extended episode of E! True Hollywood Story. All that's missing is the fame and one-time success.

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RT @Bob_Janke: I'm stuffing chocolate covered raisins into my face by the fistful like they're going to give me super powers.

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RT @theeagle: New Bryan-College Station comedy club to feature big names, local talent; @OllyiConix is hosting its grand opening today http…

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RT @arlen_lindsey: Some days I feel like we have a chance here in Texas https://t.co/A9iUvHWnvE

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This is a mirror game- joke atop a joke about the nature of jokes. Dont like its stupid face philistine. https://t.co/E2FB45BGE8

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RT @NatashaBertrand: Wow. Blasey Ford says that Grassley scheduled the public hearing expecting her to testify “at the same table” as Kavan…

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@arlen_lindsey This makes me so happy!

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@theeagle @OllyiConix Congratulations, man. Wish I could be there.

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RT @JoParkerBear: Another book to buy. This is unbelievable. It's still amazing to me that this is real life. https://t.co/YKJhtPLWCN https…

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RT @DianaAragon82: Next time just say it to my face lol https://t.co/91AoeWMQWT

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RT @JoParkerBear: Another book to buy. This is unbelievable. It's still amazing to me that this is real life. https://t.co/YKJhtPLWCN https…

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Next time just say it to my face lol https://t.co/91AoeWMQWT

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Another book to buy. This is unbelievable. It's still amazing to me that this is real life. https://t.co/YKJhtPLWCN https://t.co/LzK0WBUrsX

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Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle a propagandist. You do puff pieces to praise Erik Prince and elevate… https://t.co/7Vnudf24Ok

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RT @matthewamiller: You know who I don’t feel any sympathy for? Jeff Sessions. Not even one tiny, eensy weensy, little bit.

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RT @ryangrim: Republicans fear losing Democrats fear winning https://t.co/R1tVmTyQcU

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RT @ForecasterEnten: Re that new TX-senate poll from Ipsos... Interesting stuff. Polling average still has O'Rourke down. Obviously, the ra…

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@JoParkerBear Like @

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@JoParkerBear I hope he gets hit by a bus. And then a second one. Then a taxi.

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@JoParkerBear i feel like i say this to all your tweets, but, again: omg jfc.

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RT @bornmiserable: Flint is still waiting for clean water, but by all means Brett Kavanaugh needs to be confirmed before the FBI investigat…

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@jcslattery Yesss, but that's when leaving it open would benefit Republicans, James. Gosh

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@JoParkerBear @bornmiserable I sure hope you're right. But I hope he doesn't get confirmed so we will never know if you're right.

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does erick erickson know he is legally allowed to change his name

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I love how dysfunction is spelled with a y rather than an i. It works, you know? That y really gets the point across.

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@AriFleischer I read the full quote and watched the video. It is exactly what you meant, and that's what matters.

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RT @kylegriffin1: Eric Swalwell: "I understand why a president who has 13 credible sexual assault allegations against him may not want to o…

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@SriPKulkarni @JoParkerBear Lord Ganesha is not gonna be cool with this.

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@JoParkerBear Well all those Progressive and Liberal kooks running the FBI makes it an easy target. No....wait....no.

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@ashleyfeinberg does erick erickson know he is legally allowed to change his name

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Twitter's the kind of place where you can just be doing your own thing and suddenly somebody named Cream Cheese wants to fight you.

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RT @AndrewNadeau0: HER: Sometimes I feel like I was born in the wrong decade. ME: Me too! HER: Right? Like, I just would have fit in a lot…

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RT @4SLars: @ADDiane Yes! My local echidna, Mr. Snuffles, thinks they're delicious. https://t.co/NGChUh2XJu

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@JoParkerBear He and everyone else will be fine. Sorry to rain on your parade but not one thing will happen to any… https://t.co/8cDIFpOVqT

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@jwm302 @OhNoSheTwitnt @JoParkerBear Yes! If you can't get pregnant, you don't get to decide

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I'm sure if I were a criminal, I might call law enforcement a cancer or worse, but it's weird coming from a Preside… https://t.co/4a7DLuQe2a

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@EWErickson Lying to the FBI is a crime that's been prosecuted quite a bit recently, so I think it speaks volumes t… https://t.co/ovpeJiUeo1

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@CeeLeeCee3 @JoParkerBear @DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump I am so very sorry for your loss. Anderson did a very ni… https://t.co/G6Y0CvXoTn

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RT @renato_mariotti: A hearing hurts Republicans as long as Professor Ford appears to be credible. Denying her an FBI investigation or anot…

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@JoParkerBear Dick Dickson

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RT @ADDiane: Fuck horse girls. Get you a wolf girl.

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@JoParkerBear @jheil Hard pass on Bannon. He should not be given the platform he desperately needs to spread his bi… https://t.co/W1H8eqjo5G

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RT @cmclymer: I mean... GOP senators literally presented what appears to be a fraudulent list of women supporting Kavanaugh, but Sen. Feins…

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RT @arlen_lindsey: "What do you want for Christmas?" To shit by myself https://t.co/XTWDzO8uKz

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RT @PhilipRucker: President Trump, who has spent a lifetime spreading and in some cases concocting conspiracy theories, tells the Hill that…

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You're in prison. 1st 6 people in your tag list.. NO CHEATING! Who reported you: @dawinship Your cell mate:… https://t.co/vfz3aAfEuj

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RT @better_off_dad: Squirrels understand that EVERYTHING is a crisis.

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Well, this is shocking. And I was so convinced he was a good guy. Cody Wilson, 3-D Printed Gun Advocate, Charged W… https://t.co/4Hon1HyfMC

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When I was a kid, I thought 36-year-olds were lame, but not stays-at-home-watching-medical-documentaries lame. I was so sheltered.

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RT @RecoveryBabe: I'm gonna be on my death bed saying, "I still don't have my life together."

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It may seem like a little thing, but I am really looking forward to Michael Flynn being sentenced to prison.

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RT @matthewamiller: Should be an interesting background check. I wonder what the statute of limitations on arson and insurance fraud are. h…

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RT @kylegriffin1: Trump tried to back out of the plan to expel 60 Russian spies over the poisoning in U.K., saying: "Maybe we shouldn't do…

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RT @RecoveryBabe: My boss came back from lunch with a box of Kleenex today. Acting like he knows my crybaby ass or something.

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RT @abbycohenwl: An app like Shazam that can identify why the fuck I'm still on Twitter

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@StormyDaniels @JoParkerBear I think he's largely just jealous that he couldn't make any of the categories.

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RT @CeeLeeCee3: This really hurts... my husband, pictured in this photo with Anderson Cooper, passed away September 27, 2017, almost 1 year…

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RT @Fahrenthold: When a fire broke out at a seniors’ home in DC today, Marines from a nearby barracks ran over to rescue residents. https:…

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RT @WheelTod: A neat trick to help you remember the difference between "philately" & "fellatio" is to get yourself arrested at a stamp-coll…

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