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@flipyourface It's probably the only Abrams movie I really like. It's great

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So two hits off a dispensary bomber on top of the edible got me flying, the Cubs should be particularly entertaining tonight

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Calling it here, Trump will lose, but Nikki Haley will run and win in 2024, for our sins, watch this space

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@Moose_Bigelow Wow

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@flipyourface Never gonna understand guys who don’t do oral. It’s awesome.

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I suggest clicking on this if you're ripped, I only offer you the best in entertainment

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@flipyourface The Mant Who Loved Cat Dancing

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RT @TheEndofCinema: @flipyourface And if you want another kind of love I'll wear a mask for you If you want a partner, take my hand, or If…

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@afterglow2046 @brendanowicz Funnyman is so good

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@flipyourface And if you want another kind of love I'll wear a mask for you If you want a partner, take my hand, or… https://t.co/zIxZfeGB9s

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Oh god, we ate the last of the edibles and are telling the filthiest jokes, you had to be there

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My pal Mandy is on a classic Mandy roll of a monologue, go Mandy, I love Mandy, her thoughts on men who don't go d… https://t.co/1lrFheOOr1

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@flipyourface Honestly, I could do with a good tone poem, if it was "Terrence Malick intermixed with Bob Fosse". [… https://t.co/G0LQRvYN7f

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Not to be a cultist, you guys, but... weed is good

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how did I miss wishing her a happy mother's day https://t.co/LuJ0QceRki

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Stepped out to have half a smoke and it was suddenly 2-2, thank you Kris Bryant for unharshing my buzz

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@jessicacrets The first Abrams Star Trek is pure pop awesomeness, I don't even like the guy, but that's a bitchin movie

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@nicksgoodtweets @coopercooperco Architects are like movie directors, trying to get the ideas through unscathed wit… https://t.co/Y1JInfPNVf

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@flipyourface Her vs Don Jr vs Roy Moore vs Ted Cruz vs Ben Sasse is gonna be an interesting primary

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My Twitter's like Larry King's today, all over the place, from edibles to baseball uniforms, my two cents, etc.

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@jake_p_cole More like... Bob Shitman

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@flipyourface Well, yeah.

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@drdang [email protected] pretty much

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I know the powder blue MLB unis are for a good cause, but they hurt my eyes, that's softball league stuff

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@flipyourface because they’re disgusting and fucking creep me the hell out!!!

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My fucking phone decided to destroy my history and all my contacts, if you are a pal and have my number, please sen… https://t.co/G1O7l5lmmz

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Father's Day must be a sad day for Trump, as his father is dead and Fred's funds were the easiest to embezzle

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@flipyourface My Crazy phone went nuts right after I dropped it in the urinal.

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Refn fucking blows, suckerssssssss

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@flipyourface Damn you…can’t stop laughing

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I shit my panties / Not wearing manties / Blurred liiiiiiines

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@Karatloz What the fuck Joe

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A quarter of this got me rollin, damn

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Playing baseball with watermelon rinds and an aluminum bat, I'm mashing the hell outta them shits

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Now she's all about how she'd fuck Bill Nye the Science Guy, it's definitely a thing

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@JasonIsbell Anthony Scaramucci, too weak to cry tough

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@flipyourface Jim you should check out his new show, Too Old to Die Young, on Amazon . com

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@fivepoisonskid Why do you hate bugs, Eli

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@mattprigge @flipyourface Mant of Constant Sorrow

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Ain't no doubt about it we were doubly blessed / Cause we were barely 17 and we were Martin Brest

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Proposal: film critics should make a dollar a word, except for "tone poem" and "diegetic," they'd only make five bucks per piece

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@flipyourface got dogs to fuck/kill and mouths to feed, who could blame her!

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@FravenPooth This rant was more about the willing but unable, but yeah

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@flipyourface I remember these ads. They even used gray Hulk!

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Just heard Pure Water for the first time, that shit stomps, I'd love to hear that in a club

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You may say that I'm a dreamer, but anti-cop riots in 10,000 neighborhoods would be a real tonic for these United States of America

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@flipyourface don't forget "lived-in"

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@carolaverygrant Happy birthday to you, who is back on her bullshit

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